Steep Stoop

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Dear Diary:

I had just finished a jog in Prospect Park when I noticed an older woman beckoning me from the door of a brownstone.

I pulled out my earbuds.

"Yes?" I called up to her.

"Can you get my newspaper?" she asked, pointing to the bottom of her steep stoop.

"Oh, sure," I said.

I quickly jogged the paper up to her.

"Ah, thank you," she said, beaming at me like I was Wonder Woman, not a sweaty, middle- aged mom in ill-fitting exercise shorts.

I was making my way back down the steps when she called out to me again.

"Sorry?" I said, turning back toward her

"My window," she said. She gestured sadly toward a window overlooking the street. "It is stuck. My apartment, so very warm."

I hesitated.

"Did you call your super?"

"No," she said, shaking her head. "He never comes."

She stared at me beseechingly.

"Um, you want me to open it?" I asked.

She grinned.

"Yes, come!"

She motioned for me to follow her, and I walked uneasily into the building. Should I really be entering this stranger's home, I wondered. I could picture my husband shaking his head at me.

As I entered her dimly lit living room, I stopped in my tracks. Hundreds of shiny eyes stared back at me, and a chill ran down my sweaty back. The entire wall was filled with a collection of old-fashioned porcelain dolls.

"There," she said, pointing to the window.

I hurried over and gave it a heave, and it popped open.

She grinned.

"Wonderful," she said.

I wished her a good day and made my exit. I was happy to have given her a breeze, but I was now wondering how many brownstones secretly had entire walls of spooky dolls.

— Johanna Gohmann